Here is some good-quality Disney-themed humour for the entire family.
A man went to see the doctor and exclaimed, “Doctor, I need your help. Some mornings I wake up thinking I’m Mickey Mouse, and other times I think I’m Donald Duck!”
The doctor nodded. “I see. And how long have you been having these Disney spells?”
If you watch The Lion King closely, you’ll notice lots of Simba-lism!
Q: What happened the first time Mickey and Minnie saw each other?
A: It was glove at first sight!
Q: What does the rapper Lil Jon say when he visits Disneyland?
A: Turn down for Walt!
Q: What did Captain Hook’s sidekick say to Adele?
A: Hello, it’s Smee!
Q: Why is Peter Pan flying all the time?
A: He Neverlands!
Q: What does Daisy Duck say when she buys lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill!
Q: Where does Captain Hook go to get his hook replaced?
A: The second-hand store!
Q: Why did Goofy wear two pairs of pants when he played golf?
A: He heard he might get a hole in one!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut?
A: So he could visit Pluto!
Q: Why is Quasimodo great at solving crimes?
A: He always has a hunch!
Q: Does the God of Thunder like ice cream?
A: Sure, but he prefers Thor-bet.
Q: How does Scarlet Witch channel her magic?
A: With a magic Wanda!
Q: Who is Thor’s favourite rapper?
A: MC Hammer!
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